Random humorous thoughts today...

I had an eventful weekend with my son... what don't get you locked up can only increase your already twisted sense of humor and bring you to church for an extra dose of praise and worship as you let go and let God. This is one of those Mondays... when you wake up and say to yourself I trust that it will get better. Laughter is therapeutic, and thats why I hang out with so many humor specialists (some take their humor to the stage to share with the world as professinal comedians, while others share their humor with friends, family, and strangers that happen to cross their path). I started my morning off filled with funny thoughts. First it started on the radio show when we did the news report about the G.W. Bush shoe attack incident in Iraq over the weekend. Then as the day has progressed I had a new twist on a common phrase that I shared with a friend and figured I would share with you also. So that brings me to some of my comical thoughts so far today:

• I think I have the next physical fitness phenomenon in the making... the next Taebo if you will imagine with me. G.W. Bush doesn't typically impress me, but his quick shoe dodging skills not only impressed me, but also inspired me. It inspired me to develop this fitness technique- G.W. Bush Shoe Dodging. The technique would include two people/sparing partners- one person would be the shoe thrower (simulate shoe throwing) and the other person would dodge and block. This could be done in repetition with some dynamic moves incorporated both for the thrower and the dodger... this could be another form of martial arts or even an Olympic sport... oh this could be huge! I betta copyright this TODAY!

• Sweet Dreams... this is a phrase commonly said to someone one their way to get some ZZZZs. I have a new twist to it... I would prefer to have a savory dream instead of a sweet dream. This twist came to me when was I was on IM Chat. This was the exchange:

Friend: NAP TIME
me: savory dreams... cuz sweets can give u cavities... savory fills u up...lol

Well those are my humorous thoughts so far today!

-WonderWoman